In this week of Judging a Game by its Demo, things are going to be done a little different.  The new demos that have been released has made me quite upset.  After looking at “Up” “X Blades” and “Bionic” I am sick to my stomach.  Not only were these games remarkably horrendous, but I also waited almost 3 weeks for a demo to show up. So due to my long anticipated wait for a demo to review and then be presented with a crap filled basket of games I am going to this review slightly obscure compared to the previous reviews.  Instead of breaking down each game with my in-game experience, I am instead going to list the top 5 things I hate about each game because they don’t deserve a full review.  So here it goes:

X Blades:

1. This game is full of horrible dialogue that makes the game seem like it was made by a 3rd grader.

2. An unexplained opening video that leaves you sitting there asking yourself, “What was the point of that?”

3. The aiming mechanic of the game is horrible.  When it comes to multiple characters, you cant easily distinguish your target.

4. The camera control is not intuitive, it will be very difficult to navigate around the horribly designed environment.

5. Just another button mashing titty game.

**Positive: Hot girl with lots of weapons.  Sweet, but not enough to play the game. [2 hot warriors out of 10]

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